EBAY
Teenager,
Lauren Cozens for sale.
Item condition: 16 years old
Listing time left: 2 more years
Buy now: expensive to go with her expensive taste
Postage: covered by buyer depending where she must catch the train. (no air travel unless someone’s hand is available to hold during taking off and landing, she’s a wimp)
Returns: no returns, she’s your problem now.
Quantity: only one available, one of item.
Seller information: her parents, experienced sellers as they have also got rid of her siblings too.
Listing time left: 2 more years
Buy now: expensive to go with her expensive taste
Postage: covered by buyer depending where she must catch the train. (no air travel unless someone’s hand is available to hold during taking off and landing, she’s a wimp)
Returns: no returns, she’s your problem now.
Quantity: only one available, one of item.
Seller information: her parents, experienced sellers as they have also got rid of her siblings too.
Description
Hair colour: blonde
Eye colour: brown
Skin colour: very pale
Length: 5”3
Hair colour: blonde
Eye colour: brown
Skin colour: very pale
Length: 5”3
Selling a stubborn yet bubbly teenage girl. Is willing to
ship ASAP as family are desperate to get rid of her. She enjoys regular
shopping trips and is happiest when doing nails and make up. Doesn’t require
much to keep her happy, however you must:
- Feed her (ordering her a dominoes will usually do)
- Give her a big bed to sleep in (king-sized preferred)
- Clothe her (this may get expensive)
- Drive her to see friends, alternatively save yourself time and get her a chauffeur
May find she can be argumentative and can get bored very easily. Also is extremely moody in the mornings, shouldn't be woken up before 1PM unless absolutely necessary. Seller not responsible for the odd tantrums (usually triggered by asking her to do chores around the house or not getting what she wants)
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